This is also a Thoughtful Tuesday, by the way.
I think some of you have raised your eyebrow (left or right?) when you started to notice that I keep on calling myself a queen. Before you judge me for being such a self-absorbed, egotistical and attention whore of a blogger, let me tell you one thing first --- you are correct.
Sardonically? No, that's the truth. I mean, what can your blog be without the attention you are craving for? An online hidden diary underneath a tree? We need readers, in order to even call ourselves, blogger. It gets me high when I receive compliments and so much flattery from random people. To be brutally honest, I'm loving it!
Aside from the ranking in Top Blogs Philippines and the reputation within this crazy little cyber world, these comments are like mozzarella cheese to my pizza. Mutant Ninja Turtle ata ako sa first life ko kasi pizza ang ultimate favorite food ko. Ohkaaaaay, so cutting the earlier craps, why would I ever label or brand or even think of myself as Queen?
Alangan namang ituring ko ang sarili kong bathroom tissue na ang saklap ng ending ng buhay, di ba? My fellow queen behind The Lois Stories messaged me about this last Sunday, "If you want to marry a king, carry yourself like a queen", with matching side comment na "like what you did po". Pak to the highest level! As if ang Lucy Torres ko sa pagkabusilak or Dawn Zulueta sa ganda. Nasaan ba si Owen at nang mabigyan ng jacket itoooo? ;) Kidding aside, to actually become one, you need to treat yourself as such. I am only a queen in this house, as a matter of fact.
But everytime that I make myself believe thatI AM A QUEEN,things get a bit easier. Surprisingly.
The royalty treatment should come from you, first and foremost. This exercise could actually help you avoid fishing compliments (or crave for more?!). But really, it's true that what you feel inside can be seen outside. Di ba 'pag masakit tiyan mo, the worst that could happen to you is you fart na medyo basa? Oh di ba may trace sa undies yun? Haha! Ewwness. Bakit puro toilet jokes ang peg ko today? Ay siya, I know you my readers/royal subjects/chikamates are intellectual people, gets niyo na yan. #tamadmagexplain
And just like any queen, I can be mean, I have scandalous issues in life, I am not perfect --- but I am always fabulous. ♔
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