18 February 2013

Rayala Dialogues: Nanay, the Loshang & the Poop

LB, who will be turning 5 on September, is now awarded as THE MOST HONEST KID IN THE UNIVERSE. Sometimes, sa sobrang honest, nakakainis na. Eto, I showed her the photo of me and Lola L (my mom) in this post, at ganito ang naging usapan ---
LB: Who's that baby?
B: Me.
LB: Oh, it looks like me, Nanay.
B: Yes. You want to look like me when you grow up? (trying to convince her)
LB: No, I want to look like a princess. I don't want to wash clothes.

Boom! Loshang ang peg ko sa bagets 'pag humu-human laundromat ako. Kainis. :(

 ~

LB pees and poops really well now, but still can't wash by herself, of course. So one day, she called me that she's done doing her business, and ---
B: Ooh, it's big and baho (in a tone not offending)
LB: No. Look Nanay, it's you and me.
B: Where? (cleaning her very cute behind and ayaw ko tignan yung tinuturo niya!)
LB: Look first, dali.
B: (tumingin naman) Hunny, it's baho. Ayaw ko na.
LB: Nanay! Beecohs, I love you. We're together in da ow-shan. Hugging, ever!
Anak naman. Sa lahat ng magiging tayo eh jebs mo pa? Ewwness lang.

13 comments:

  1. hahahaha LB is so witty and funny. i really love reading your dialogues with your daughter..
    Happy Monday Mommy Bebeng!

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    1. Yuhh, yan ang hirap sa masyadong smart, kung anu-ano sinasabi. Haha!

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  2. Haha! Kelly does that too! She sees a lot of things in her poop. Nabasa ko ganyan daw talaga ang kids minsan (para fun ang potty session nila).

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    1. Really? Haha! Jusko, akala ko jebs talaga ang ka-level ng love niya sa akin. :D

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  3. It's so amusing how LB can be so effortlessly funny. Imagine how she'll turn out to be when she grows up!

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  4. wahaha! dami kong tawa! i so love little Pia tlga.<3

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  5. haha ang fun naman ni LB, she's really smart.:)

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  6. LB's so funny! Iba talaga kapag kids na ang humirit! Priceless! :)

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  7. Thank you mommies! She's funny all of the time BUT super kulit and likot naman. -___-

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  8. OMG..Filipinos are really good at this.

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  9. Nakakatuwa siya! Ang kulit na ni LB papanu na lang ang mga bebe ko pag dumating na sa age na yan. Oh no! lol

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  10. Hahaha! I really don't like potty duties so it's my husband who does the dirty work. But sometimes I have to be there for him when he goes #2. He just needs Mom's support! :D

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